Saturday, June 8, 2013

JOKES FOR JUNE

    Hello folks! In my business of teaching folks how to make money on the Internet, some of my folks like to tell me jokes, assorted varieties, but here is one you may not have heard. A fellow was riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle down the California coast line on a nice four lane highway. He only traveled a few miles when he came upon an elderly lady sitting in her car, the right front tire was flat. So he stopped and asked if he could help. She said that would be nice of him, so he opened the trunk and got out the jack and spare tire and proceeded to change the flat tire. After about 20 minutes or so he was done and he shut the trunk lid and gave the lady her keys. She asked if she could pay him for his trouble and he said that it was not necessary as he was a pastor of a small church nearby. However she could keep him and his church in her prayers. So he got on his hog and continued on his journey down the highway. A small gas station came in view, so he figured he would pull over and fill up. As he got off the bike, an old beat up pick up truck pulled into a parking spot next to the gas station store. As he was pumping gas, a fellow got out of the pickup truck with long yellow hair and he wore a black long coat and a black cowboy hat. The biker pastor watched the fellow go into the store. After he finished pumping gas the pastor biker went into pay the lady for the gas in the store.    When the pastor biker entered the store, the pickup truck cowboy was holding a gun on the lady behind the counter asking for money. She told him she only had ten dollars. He said he needed at least fifty dollars for medicine for his kids. The pastor biker told the fellow to put the gun away and he would give him fifty dollars for the medicine but he had to promise to come to his church on Sunday if at all possible. The truck driver agreed, so he got his fifty dollars and left. The pastor biker paid the lady for his gas and departed as well.
   About 10 miles down the highway the pastor biker was halted by a clap of thunder and a bolt of lightening, so he got off his Harley and knelt down and began to pray. A voice in the wind said “good job pastor, I see you can handle things that come your way very well, what would you like me to do for you today?" So the pastor biker stood up and after several minutes of thinking, he said, "If you are God, put a bridge from here to Hawaii so I can ride my Harley there." God said, "You are kidding, right! Give me something else," so the pastor biker paced back and forth for a while and said, "OK, if you are God, explain to me what makes a woman tick?" God said to the pastor biker, "Do you want a two or four lane bridge.

    Here is another one. Two fellows standing outside a bar under a street light had been arguing for about a half hour, they argued about the large object in the sky, one fellow said it was the moon while the other said it was the sun. Then one of the fellows said, “Let's ask the fellow that's coming out of the bar." As he staggered closer they stopped him and pointed at the large object in the sky and asked him the question what is that? He told them don't ask me I don't live around here and he staggered away.